Extinguishing Fires — Literally

“Doctor, the radio keeps turning off!”
So began my morning. Little did I know that within the hour, an electrician, my dental equipment repair team and an electrician would be in my office. My staff also would be cancelling all of my appointments for the day.“Why does the radio keep turning off?” I asked. No one knew. “By the way,” I said, “who is smoking a cigarette in my office at 7:50 a.m.?